This message was received from a guy in Sydney. Normally i wouldn't even respond, but the message was so clever i had too!!!!
Well Raven, after a quick but thorough viewing of your profile I have courted, married and divorced you in my mind.
As per our prenup, you can have the beach house in the bahamas, and half the money as agreed.
It was such an amazing ride. Pity we couldn't work out what went wrong.
As per our prenup, you can have the beach house in the bahamas, and half the money as agreed.
It was such an amazing ride. Pity we couldn't work out what went wrong.
Your ex husband, Mike
My response .....
Just because we are divorced doesnt mean we can't enjoy each other in the bedroom still though!! We were always so compatible sexually ;)
I think we should rendezvous quarterly @ the Bahamas beach house and do things that make fish blush ;)
Warm regards
Your ex wife
I think we should rendezvous quarterly @ the Bahamas beach house and do things that make fish blush ;)
Warm regards
Your ex wife
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