So angell and i have both been chatting to the same guy for almost 2 months. I think we both knew something wasn't quite right, but we were bored lol.
He said he was kinky, he was on fet, his profile pic on RHP wasn't too bad and chatting to him wasn't costing anything!!
Finally tonight i convinced him to get on cam - OMFG!!!!!!!
I don't think i am a complete judgemental bitch, but sweet geezus he was sooooo not what he said he was.
His profile said he was tall, average body blond hair, a pilot etc etc etc.
How do i describe this guy ..... think kerry packer in one of those house of mirrors where they make your face really long but wide!!! And not as cute as Kerry Packer is now (yes i know Kerry has been dead for years .... are you getting the picture??? Are you???????
On the upside, after a reasonably crappy afternoon it has made me laugh harder than i ever thought possible!!!
He said he was kinky, he was on fet, his profile pic on RHP wasn't too bad and chatting to him wasn't costing anything!!
Finally tonight i convinced him to get on cam - OMFG!!!!!!!
I don't think i am a complete judgemental bitch, but sweet geezus he was sooooo not what he said he was.
His profile said he was tall, average body blond hair, a pilot etc etc etc.
How do i describe this guy ..... think kerry packer in one of those house of mirrors where they make your face really long but wide!!! And not as cute as Kerry Packer is now (yes i know Kerry has been dead for years .... are you getting the picture??? Are you???????
On the upside, after a reasonably crappy afternoon it has made me laugh harder than i ever thought possible!!!
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